Seems to be having problems regarding synchronisation to the site and other things at the moment. Give it time, and everything should straighten out.

How To Be A Homosexual reformat is up to Act Two, Scene Four. We will do this.

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Never question.

Never be curious.

Never consider that the very root of this world is flawed.

Never think that you can truly make a difference to this world.

Never even let the thought enter your mind that this world is so corrupt, so far gone, that destruction can be the only effective solution.

Never, and this is a big never, allow those views to be made public.

Never try and promote your views as sane, no matter how credible they are.

A weak sense of positivity is always better than extreme negativity as a means to an end.

Well done, you're a model citizen.

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Hang in there, sonny Jim.

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I know you're listening... well at least reading and I marvel at your desire to understand and protect the youth of today.

Screaming at youths who stab each other is all very good and launching daily hate campaigns through various cesspits of media, BBC, ITV, clearly shows that you're not grasping at straws at all. Kudos.

But what I intend to do, and I know you've thought of this before but stopped when it became unfashionable, is to secure my generation and perhaps the next one through appealing to their intelligence instead of their paranoia. Instead of gaining power through fear promote the individual so that when they grow up they don't hide away, buy guns and bigger locks for their doors rather that they have opinions, no matter how stupid, and are truly free.

Sure such plans would destroy this world moreso than any "democracy" has ever done but I FOLLOWING INFORMATION CENSORED

HAVE A NICE DAY

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Over the next weekend, a host of old content is set to grace the site (with any luck), providing current formatting issues are overcome.

A couple of art pieces and a few literary pieces are expected.

Keep dem eyes well and truly peeled and chopped.

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Until we get everything online (including page facades), everything is going to look a bit cluttered, so here's a temporary summary page while we give everything a bit of a break.

All the main audio's been added now - a load of archival stuff has yet to be posted, but archives come last as they're the least important. A couple of the important art sections are added too, but the full upload of the art section has yet to be completed.

Content will be a bit sparse after this post as we prepare the Literature section to be uploaded - and believe me, that's going to take a while.

So, a few links for you:

Art Links

How To Be A Homosexual

Sketches

Audio Links

Hiatus Theme

Jazz Who

La Valse D'Amelie

Innocent Girl

Also, check out our Twitter updates to find out exactly what's on our minds right now, either by navigating back to the front page or accessing either of our Twitter profiles:

Christopher Fraser

Joseph O'Brien

Until then, sit down, shut up and be entertained.

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Another little piano ditty, worked out solely by ear.

Only resembling the original tune from the film Amélie slightly (due to the beefed-up octave accompaniment and simplified melody line), this is a nice little tune, though the sound quality isn't fantastic.

To download the song, right-click the following link and select "Save Target As...."

La Valse D'Amelie (Cover)

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This is easily Christopher's biggest auditory claim to fame on the World Wide Web, and it isn't even that good.

Originally intended as a jazzed-up piano version of the Doctor Who theme, this piece eventually evolved into something which very barely resembled the original, but is at least a nice little piano ditty to listen to.

The piece was put on the Doctor Who fan remix site whomix.trilete.net and has since attracted literally thousands of downloads (partially due to the fact that it was at the top of the list when the site's creator, mutagene, went away).

Not bad for your MP3 collection.

To download the song, right-click on the following link and select "Save Target As...."

Jazz Who

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Innocent Girl was a song conceptualised by Bunnyreaper and a fellow named Gregory Curzon, who at the time was the most random person Bunnyreaper knew. Whilst on an incursion to the land of Religious Education, in between playing rummy and poker the two pretended to be Russian, thus spouting the phrase "In Soviet Russia, innocent girl rapes you" - meant to describe the backwards nature of Soviet Russia. This created the song "Innocent Girl".

The time span between the concept and the actual realisation is huge - we're talking about a year. Still, Christopher has a habit of waking the dead, and this he dead in this piece.

WARNING: The following song, although not explicit, contains sexual themes. You should not proceed if under fifteen years old.

To download the song, right-click on the link below and select "Save Target As...."

Innocent Girl

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The Hiatus Theme (formerly known as The Best Song In The World) was the first thing ever to be made and published online under whatever we were then called- probably XavierFace.co.nr. Since then we still haven't got it out of our heads. Originally the Muse cover of Nina Simone's "Feeling Good", this song has been looped, sped up, chopped up and warped beyond anything you could think.

To download the song, right-click on the following link and select "Save Target As...."

Hiatus Theme

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Sessions is the collective name for all of Joe's (bunnyreaper's) old solo audio works. They can all be found below. To listen, simply left click, and the file will play in a new window. We ask, however, that rather than return numerous times to listen and waste our bandwidth, that you save the file to your computer by right-clicking and selecting 'Save Target As...".

WARNING: Some of the following tracks contain profanity, strong sexual references, and violent language. Users under the age of 18 should not proceed.

Session 1 - A 37-second clip about arsenic tweed.

Session 2 - 55 seconds of forks.

Session 3 - A lesson on how to have babies.

Session 4 - An idea for the 'Don't Drink And Drive global campaign. The inspiration for The Goblin. 1 minute.

Session 5 - Where Joe describes a non-existent sexual encounter.

Session 6 - Joe complains about how Animal Planet is becoming clean, and free of bestiality.

Session 7 - An attempt to lure people away to stop following the naive ways of Christianity, and to worship their penis instead.

Session 8 - Joe talks about his wife, Ashley. Joe doesn't have a wife.

Session 9 - Possibly the worst recording of Doctor Monroe in history. He gets interrupted by MSN midway through.

Session 10 - Nearly a minute of pointless obscene language.

Session 11 - A deeply disturbing minute of Joe hitting the microphone, and sounding scarily like Eric Idle.

Session 12 - Joe talks about his life.

Session 13 - Joe talks about the Communists and their heated bread.

Session 14 - A message for Greg Curzon.

Session 15 - A minute about a naked Chinese man.

Session 16 - Ashley Jackson's body.

Session 17 - Joe follows some advice he gained earlier in the day.

Session 18 - A few sped-up seconds about Doctor S***flap.

Session 19 - Joe has shot his cat. He asks for medical attention. But a hero is on hand!

Session 20 - A poem about horses.

Session 21 - How to make babies, section 2.

Session 22 - Joe is America.

Session 23 - Hello Jack Newman.

Session 24 - Joe talks about spitting on people he dislikes.

Session 25 - If you can work out what the hell Joe is talking about here, email me. I'm fascinated. chris@hiatusmedia.com

Session 26 - Joe is horny. Nothing new there, then.

Session 27 - Joe decides to run over his Dad. In a boat.

Session 28 - Joe makes a loud noise.

Session 29 - Joe talks about 'glue' sniffing.

Session 30 - What was intended to be the definitive Dr. Monroe recording, but turned into drivel because Joe forgot what he was talking about.

Session 31 - Joe talks about eyeglasses.

Session 32 - Some more on the life of Ashley Jackson.

Session 33 - Joe goes cannibalistic, then is turned back to the real world by MSN.

Session 34 - Joe talks about the snakes in his childhood.

Session 35 - Something. See Session 25.

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Another apology letter, I'm afraid.

Right now, due to the whole blog structure of HiatusMedia (and given that we've made a transition from just the news and ideas in blogs to the whole site), the whole file structure of HiatusMedia is having to be revised off-site, along with the destruction of certain materials which need to be separated from the good stuff.

All of this, naturally, is going to take a while, given the labyrinthine nature of my computer directories. And thus, because all of this needs to be done off-site, it may be a while before even the smallest stuff becomes live.

We're also vetting everything for offensive content, and applying different content labels according to their level of explicitness. This will be determined according to level of profanity, sexual and/or violent themes or description and other factors that could affect different age groups.

We remind you now that users under the age of fifteen should not access this website without the given consent of an adult over the age of eighteen, and this is explicitly stated in the terms and conditions. Violation of these terms and conditions, unless other laws supercede them, is entirely the fault of the user, and any events that occur from ignorance of these terms is entirely the responsibility of the user.

On a less official note, expect some new content once we get everything back online - we've already got a few things knocking around.

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It feels like all I've really done since the very first site opened is apologise for our inactivity, but here's another just to make sure we're keeping on form.

Yes, there's not much on the site at the moment. In fact, there's probably only really this and this. We would update it with new content, but to be completely honest we can't be bothered at the moment. We have exams, and whenever we don't, the sun is usually shining.

This time capsule has yet to be buried.

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