Doris? Yes I know it seems odd that we're speaking to you directly and not through the usual cryptic messages but I just wanted to say how much I appreciate you.

I know it's hard for you to actually use a computer, let alone check up on every single news post that we make, especially with that comatose state that you're in.

I just wanted to give you a little reassurance in your usage of this site and a short message that also goes out to all our other... well just you

If any of your knitting pals want us to, for example, care about that horrid company tearing down the orphanage to make way for a puppy torturing facility just post a comment and the ego trip that follows will surely help it in some way or form.

Love Joe

The Tom Thiele mission has begun.

For more information provide me with ego trip.

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