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Norman Glenchsnap

Songwriting Genius

Norman Glenchsnap is the lovechild of Christopher Fraser. He is a twelve-year-old Yugoslavian boy who was transferred to this country in March 2006 after his mother - whom Chris had had a brief affair with in the year 1973 (the year of the Great Yugoslavian War That Never Really Happened) - died. As an expression of gratitude, Norman has vowed to write songs about anyone Christopher has ever met. The resulting product of his mind is often deeply disturbing, not to mention a trifle immature. But then, for a boy whose favourite band is Busted, what do you expect?

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Norman's tribute to Simon Bamforth, set to the tune "Gay Bar" by Electric Six.

Norman's tribute to Rory McGee, set to the tune "Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65)

Norman's tribute to Amelia Phipps, imprisoned in a three chord sequence. Because she likes indie, and that's all any of it is.

Norman's tribute to Rachel Bassett, set to the tune "Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes.

Norman's tribute to Joseph O'Brien, set to the tune "Let It Be" by the Beatles.